The Baltimore Waltz


When Anna, an unmarried schoolteacher, is diagnosed with ATD, Acquired Toilet Disease, a fatal new malady with a high risk factor for elementary school teachers, she and her brother Carl take flight to Europe. Anna decides she wants to drown herself in the sensuality of food and sex, while Carl becomes involved in a wild Third Mannish espionage scheme to find a cure for his sister on the Continent. But something is not quite right with the scenario, and the largest hint is dropped when Anna shows slides of their trip to Europe where each frame looks exactly like Baltimore.

Presented by The Keegan Theatre

Show Type
Running Time
90 minutes
(0 Intermissions)
Appropriate For 16+ Price Ranges
$20 - $46

Discount Tickets Available Senior 62+ and 25 and under, $20 Thursdays

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Box Office Phone: 202-265-3767

Schedule Open/Close Dates: 01/19/2019 - 02/09/2019
Sunday 03:00pm--
Monday ---
Tuesday ---
Wednesday ---
Thursday 08:00pm--
Friday 08:00pm--
Saturday 08:00pm--
Important Dates

Extra Performances

  • 01/22/2019 - 8:00pm
  • 01/28/2019 - 8:00pm
  • 02/06/2019 - 8:00pm
Performer Role
Michael Innocenti Carl
Brianna LeTourneau Anna
Ray Ficca The Third Man
Production Personnel
Paula Vogel
Susan Marie Rhea
Costume Designer
Alison Samantha Johnson
Set Designer
Matthew Keean
Sound Designer
Niusha Nawab
Lighting Designer
G. Ryan Smith
Projections/Media Designer
G. Ryan Smith


The Andrew Keegan Theatre
1742 Church Street NW, Washington, DC 20036
About the Venue:
Keegan reopened in June 2015 after a major renovation to modernize and expand the venue.One of the most charming theatrical spaces in Washington, DC. The venue is a 19th-century brick building that originally served as the gymnasium for the Holton Arms School. The exposed brick walls and lofty ceiling of the interior make for a warm, intimate performing space, with a seating capacity of 120.

Getting There

  • Dupont Circle (Red Line)
  • 3 blocks from the Dupont Circle METRO


  • Street parking
  • Paid garages


  • This venue is wheelchair accessible.
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